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Dear Ann:

The lyrics to the bridge in "Holly Jolly Christmas" do not say "Somebody waits for you/Give 'er one for me." So stop it.

Your pal,

Ann

I'd like spam from crazy people, please miss!

Ooooooo, I got mail!

FROM: slefay@************.com

Dear friend,

You are receiving this missive because at some time in your life you
have expressed the desire to know magic. Real magic, to bend the
universe to your will, to hold fire in the palm of your hand.
And I can help you. ( ooooooo, tell me more, slefay! )