sketchbook spam: Minty's Agony in the Garden

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crantz wanted Ponies jumping and firing guns, but for the moment he's got a Pony firing its gun into the air and going Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Fuckin' Ponies. THEY HAVE NO THUMBS! How can they maintain any sort of organized, tool-based culture? HOW CAN THEY PULL TRIGGERS?

I'll go sit down now.

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Burn in hell, you fat fuck.

fiction post: Turkey with Fireworks

_{Oh, God, I went and did it.}

TITLE: Turkey with Fireworks
FANDOM: Hot Fuzz
AUTHOR: annlarimer
WORD COUNT: 5,000. Wait. What?!?
RATING: R, for the writer’s consarned filthy mouth.
SUMMARY: "I'm a bit confused about pudding. Events."
WARNINGS: Massive spoilers, American spelling, rusty writer, crap title
DISCLAIMER: Well, of course.
NOTES: Author likes c&c. Be vicious.
ARCHIVE: Please ask first. Also, you're mad.



TURKEY WITH FIREWORKS

YOU KNOW THIS BIT

Once, in primary school, Katie Aaronson (Aaron A.'s dad's stepsister, who married Jimmy from the newsagent's) had put a large saucepan over Danny Butterman's head and banged on it with a wooden block.( more )