*sigh*

No player yet. So yesterday I wrote the boys and girls at J-List to ask if the poor thing has even shipped. This morning I come in to an auto-generated "Your package has shipped here's your tracking number hooray yay isn't that great!" message, saying it left San Diego yesterday.

In a warehouse yesterday, someone said, "Oops."

...and then

Blood. Out my nose. Everywhere.

What the hell, universe?!?