"I think you described it pretty well. Fiasco."

Dear dr_tectonic:

*ahem*

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SQUEE SQUEE SQUEE IT'S WONDERFUL THANK YOU THANK YOU SO MUCH OH MY GOD OH! MY! GOD! OMG INORITE OM-EFFING-G!!!

Sincerely,

Ann


See, yesterday, after the most crap day ever...

http://www.kolnkgin.com/home/headlines/18474479.html

...I got a present in the mail:



Moleskine notebook customized using, um, lasers, and hypnotism, and it's all very technical and there may be magnets involved so stay back.

Your jealousy tastes like candy.