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Thursday

Amazon: HI ANN YOU'RE ELIGIBLE FOR ONE MONTH'S FREE PRIME!
Me: Well okay I need a new Kindle cord anyway and some bird-a-way stickers for the big window and oh hey some paperbacks...

Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Amazon: Go look in the mailbox!
Me: Sweet!
Amazon: Also the stuff you pre-ordered back in January the last time you had free Prime is shipping now.
Me: Er...
Amazon: The second Andy Weir arrives Tuesday.
Me: Oh...neat?
Amazon: It's pre-Christmas so basically you should wear a helmet and not buy food.
Me: Fuck.