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Welp, had to pay overtime for a plumber last night, but it was kind of worth it for the stories he had about the things people flush. I mean, you expect kid things like Legos and Matchbox Cars, but cell phones?

He also told me about having to zip-tie an incredibly drunk buddy to the bed of his pickup truck in order to get him home safely.

I mean, the worst thing I've ever had to do at work was draw a mural of the northern lights on my boss's boss's white board.

And paint a pumpkin, but I could sit down to do that.