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God, do I ever hate wearing a mask. It's like having a dead clam tied to your face.

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I'm going to mention again, after I pimped them to the skies last year:

DO NOT BUY THOSE DESKTOP SWAMP COOLERS. THEY ARE PERFECT FOR CATCHING CRAP OUT OF THE AIR AND GIVING IT A NICE PLACE TO BREED.