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Man, a tiny minority of ebay buyers really like to message and ask for price breaks on already discounted items/try to convince you that the price you are asking is morally wrong because there are DOZENS of identical items on the site for much less that you somehow cannot see/ask you to pull an item that has been bid on and sell it to you directly because their kid REALLY NEEDS IT. The child may also be dying.

God damn, I am so polite to them that it would make you barf.