annual last-minute zine cover rage

[phosfate]

FUCK YOU, JULES VERNE! JUST FUCK YOU! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

Comments

Oh my dear.

[faramirofgondor.livejournal.com]

Perchance this quaint Hello Kitty holding a packet of pocky will help you in your distress?

Re: Oh my dear.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

::cries::

Now that's literature!

Thank you!

[tsamm.livejournal.com]

Shouldn't that be "Shoools Fern"?

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

You're right. I'll just go ahead and change it. Nobody'll notice.

Re: Oh my dear.

[faramirofgondor.livejournal.com]

Ah. Tis a sweet sight indeed.

My work here is done.

::gallops off::

[viedma.livejournal.com]

anywhere i can pick up a copy of your zine?

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

I'm just doing the covers - susanmgarrett's responsible for the insides. I'll try to snag you copies. I have no idea what's in them, but Susan's always worth reading. (One zine is gen, "No Time for Landings," and the other is naughty, "Spicy Airship Stories.")

[ex-verdandi713.livejournal.com]

Gimme some of that Pocky. I'm hungry.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

::gives you some::

Re:

[ex-verdandi713.livejournal.com]

No snark? No zingers? The bloom is off our lovely rose. *cries*

[nitasee.livejournal.com]

Ah, the trials of being creative.

Mmm, another zine I must have.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

I just...thought you wanted Pocky, is all... It's not my fault you suck as a straight man.

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[ex-verdandi713.livejournal.com]

*sniffs* The almond kind. *eats more Pocky, contemplates failed straight-man career*

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

How about physical comedy?

::hits you with Pocky carton::

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[ex-verdandi713.livejournal.com]

*falls over in astoundingly artful and hilarious fashion, hits Ann with giant box of Tomato Pretz*

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

AAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!! :: Ann collapses, screaming, under the Tomato Pretz, frothing and spazzing Belushi-style. :: The weevils! It's the WEEVILS!!! Save yourselves!

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[ex-verdandi713.livejournal.com]

*wields Pudding Pocky like broadsword* Shit, the weevils released early. That was gonna be my grand finale.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Son of a--*oof!* ::takes Pocky broadsword in the gut::

::gets up, blood in her eye, rolls up sleeves::

EAT WEEVIL!!! ::ferociously pitches weevils at you::

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[ex-verdandi713.livejournal.com]

*munches weevils as fast as Ann can throw them* Help me-- *chomp* --Sam Gamgee-Wan-- *chew, chew* --you're my only hope!

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

::changes aim, pitching deadly weevils at your feet::

Dance, little man! Dance! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!

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[ex-verdandi713.livejournal.com]

Then she took off her pants and did the Antler Dance, and it's so easy you can do it too!

(First person to catch that pop-cultie reference gets a half-ton of Pocky Weevils for their very own)

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

"The Antler Dance," music by Paul Shaffer. Celebrates an obscure annual Mardi Gras ritual in which a mysterious masked, antlered man appears on a balcony and dances. Said man bears uncanny resemblance to Mr Mike. From Saturday Night Live's location jaunt to New Orleans, which was still live but broadcast on a Sunday.

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[ex-verdandi713.livejournal.com]

*stunned*

Pocky for life. What's your flavor?

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Cappucino. And I'm deeply ashamed that I can't remember who hosted. (Michael Palin?)

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[ex-verdandi713.livejournal.com]

Buck Henry, I believe.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

That's right! And somebody couldn't go...was it Chevy after he hurt his back falling off the Christmas tree?

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[ex-verdandi713.livejournal.com]

*beams* 'Member when pop culture was cool and stuff? Me neither.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

My goodness, little miss Bitterina McBitterkins!

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[ex-verdandi713.livejournal.com]

What? *What?*

"Mardi Gras Is a French Word Meaning 'No Parade'!"

[ex-verdandi713.livejournal.com]

Right in one.

Re: "Mardi Gras Is a French Word Meaning 'No Parade'!"

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

God, I'm brilliant.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

::huge grin:: Nuthin'!

Re: Oh my dear.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

*sigh* Who was that not-masked man?

Re: "Mardi Gras Is a French Word Meaning 'No Parade'!"

[ex-verdandi713.livejournal.com]

Was there ever any doubt? Oh, that's right, there was an enormous quantity of doubt. Mon erreur. ;-)

Re: "Mardi Gras Is a French Word Meaning 'No Parade'!"

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

We've got it over here, in this sack.