Back back back
May. 30th, 2002 10:47 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
phosfateHot, tired, in no mood to type massive MediaWest accounts. I will note that apparently nothing brings out the fuckwaditude of Mr America like sports. I wore a black Nebraska jersey of no fixed sport at the con (hey, it was three bucks at the Goodwill, is astonishingly well-constructed and handsome, and I approve of anything bearing the name of my home state that is not in fucking red and white). No less than two fellas were compelled to come up and, with extreme rudeness and little humor, diss it. Amusing, since I could give a crap about sports, one of the gents in question is in fact a native of Omaha, and the other had begun the conversation by begging me to hold an elevator door open for him. Ask me again why I don't date them.
I was thus tempted to wear the thing for the entire con, but five days in a humid climate would have produced unpleasant results.
I was thus tempted to wear the thing for the entire con, but five days in a humid climate would have produced unpleasant results.
![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png){kind=small}
(no subject)
Thanks for showering and changing clothes during the con, BTW.
(no subject)
Date: 2002-05-30 08:56 pm (UTC)she's BACK!
ack!
:-D
i know you don't want to *be* back, but us Earthlings have missed you.
and tell those sports guys to blow me.
(no subject)
Date: 2002-05-30 08:59 pm (UTC)Re: she's BACK!
First guy apologized eventually, so I was not forced to nut him for the second time in 15 years. Yet I was still creeped out. The second guy came at the end of my tiny supply of patience, and I informed him of his schmuckitude in specific terms.
(no subject)
Date: 2002-05-30 09:05 pm (UTC)Re: she's BACK!
Date: 2002-05-30 09:12 pm (UTC)Re: she's BACK!
Date: 2002-05-30 09:20 pm (UTC)The only quote I have is from the first little bit of con before it got busy:
- We hugged you verbally, was it good for you?
- I'm smiling, aren't I?
And...that's it. I got distracted after that.
(no subject)
Date: 2002-05-30 11:09 pm (UTC)Why don't you date them? ... Welcome back ^_^
(no subject)
Date: 2002-05-31 02:54 am (UTC)xxxxxx
Guys and sports
~~Mac
WHAT WAS OURS IS OURS AGAIN! E PLEBNISTA!
Date: 2002-05-31 05:16 am (UTC)Welcome back!
Re: WHAT WAS OURS IS OURS AGAIN! E PLEBNISTA!
Re: she's BACK!
Date: 2002-05-31 06:11 am (UTC)-"Are the chicken tenders good?" "They're tender. And chickeny."
-He's a copy who doesn't know how to play by the rules. She's a suicidal bear. They fight crime.
-Ooooo! Say, 'We don't need no stinking badges!' Pleeeeeeeease?
-"She had a good life." "She was three months old!"
-I think maybe we should stop calling them [raccoons] 'coons.'
-So, Susan...you've found yourself a champion.
-Oh, that's the slavering demonds one. That's a good one!
-You have a whole secret life that I know nothing about. And I hope you keep it that way.
-Don't do it! Blood is so hard to get out of clothes. And we have no way to collect and drink it.
(no subject)
Date: 2002-05-31 07:03 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2002-05-31 07:34 am (UTC)I get the same thing (less venemously) over my Yankees shirt, until I point out that I chose it for the nice embroidery. Then they usually look at me funny and go away.
Re: she's BACK!
Re: she's BACK!
Date: 2002-05-31 08:19 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2002-05-31 12:39 pm (UTC)--sah
(no subject)
Date: 2002-05-31 02:32 pm (UTC)