hm...

[phosfate]

::Looks at naked Hoth Luke Skywalker doll that has turned up in the depths of a file cabinet. Notes that with some paint and sculpt tweaking, it would look rather like the comic-book version of Agent Jay*.::

::Remembers Blues Brothers doll in custom fodder box at home (thanks, Target clearance!) with its black suit::

::draws obvious conclusion::

_{*For those who haven't seen him, comics Jay is so Caucasian that he would probably explode into flame in direct sunlight.}