it looks like shit on VHS...

[phosfate]

...but you can say, "Prance prance prance prance prance!" every time Legolas takes a step, and "We hope you enjoyed our new smaller, more energy efficient subway cars" when the bridge splits in half and falls over, and "Thangewvurrahmuhj," when Frodo needs Elvish medicine.

You get hit in the head a lot when you do this, but what the hell.