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phosfateThe romantic taxonomy of fandoms past and present
The one who seduced you and fucked you over and broke your heart in a million pieces and laughed about it: Doctor Who/B7/the other standard 80s UK stuff; The Tomorrow People
The old flame you don't see very often any more but whom you still really enjoy getting together with for a few drinks and maybe a pleasant nostalgic romp in the sheets: Questor, Randall & Hopkirk
The mysterious dark gothy one whom you used to sit up with talking until 3 a.m. at weird coffeehouses and with whom you were quite smitten until you realized he really was fucking crazy: Friday the 13th: The Series, The Prisoner
The one you spent a whole weekend in bed with and who drank up all your liquor, and whom you'd still really like to fuck again although you're relieved he doesn't actually live in town: Shadow Chasers
The steady: X Files, LOTR
The alluring strangers whom you've flirted with at parties but have never gotten really serious with: Farscape, Buffy
The one you hang out with and have vague fantasies about maybe having a thing with but ultimately you're just good buddies 'cause the friendship is there but the chemistry ain't: Xena
The one your friends keep introducing you to and who seems like a hell of a cool guy except it's never really gone anywhere: Pretender
The one who's slept with all your friends, and you keep looking at him and thinking Him? How the hell did he land all these cool babes?: Forever Knight, Stargate, Smallville, Sentinel.
The one your friend has fallen for like a ton of bricks and whom she keeps babbling to you about on the phone for hours, and you'd be happy for her except you just know it's going to end badly: Forever Knight.
The one who seduced you and fucked you over and broke your heart in a million pieces and laughed about it: Doctor Who/B7/the other standard 80s UK stuff; The Tomorrow People
The old flame you don't see very often any more but whom you still really enjoy getting together with for a few drinks and maybe a pleasant nostalgic romp in the sheets: Questor, Randall & Hopkirk
The mysterious dark gothy one whom you used to sit up with talking until 3 a.m. at weird coffeehouses and with whom you were quite smitten until you realized he really was fucking crazy: Friday the 13th: The Series, The Prisoner
The one you spent a whole weekend in bed with and who drank up all your liquor, and whom you'd still really like to fuck again although you're relieved he doesn't actually live in town: Shadow Chasers
The steady: X Files, LOTR
The alluring strangers whom you've flirted with at parties but have never gotten really serious with: Farscape, Buffy
The one you hang out with and have vague fantasies about maybe having a thing with but ultimately you're just good buddies 'cause the friendship is there but the chemistry ain't: Xena
The one your friends keep introducing you to and who seems like a hell of a cool guy except it's never really gone anywhere: Pretender
The one who's slept with all your friends, and you keep looking at him and thinking Him? How the hell did he land all these cool babes?: Forever Knight, Stargate, Smallville, Sentinel.
The one your friend has fallen for like a ton of bricks and whom she keeps babbling to you about on the phone for hours, and you'd be happy for her except you just know it's going to end badly: Forever Knight.