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[phosfate]

Home for lunch, since the temperature reached a reasonable level. Aunt May dolly has arrived. She is so wonderfully butt-ugly, with her giant grey socks and ill-fitting apron. And Her Hair Is In A Snood.

I need to get her a tray of cookies or a frying pan or something.

Comments

[finabair.livejournal.com]

Hey, snoods ROCK!

[taintedpork.livejournal.com]

Aunt May is one of my favorite Famous Covers, no lie. I love all the little touches - the hair-bun is great, but ya gotta dig the white knickers too.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

D'OH! How could I forget the knickers? They're fabulous.

Should I de-Velcro her outfit? Will it make her clothing drape better?

[taintedpork.livejournal.com]

Possibly, I dunno. I think the problem lies more with the body, which was designed for more... er... "heroically proportioned" gals given to wearing slinky spandex, and the bulkiness of May's clothing seems to be an intentional disguise.