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[phosfate]

Die Christmas die.

::beats Christmas to death with a softball bat::

Comments

[tengukun.livejournal.com]

Here here, I'll second that!

[tangletoy.livejournal.com]

My husband decided he wanted to decorate the tree early. I have three cats. I've had to redecorate the tree a total of three times, and it's not even the seond week of December.

It's no wonder Christmas is a high stress holiday. It's the only one that lasts an entire month.

[crantz.livejournal.com]

*Christmas coughs out some teeth, pulls itself up and latches onto your leg*

Christmas: I ONLY WANTED TO LOVE YOU!

[nitasee.livejournal.com]

Kill it some more for me, would you?

::hands Ann her mighty, mighty shovel::

[ex-maledict.livejournal.com]

Aw, poor Christmas.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

::kicks Christmas against the edge of the basement steps::

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIEEEEEEEEEE!!! LET GO!!!

[smuu.livejournal.com]

... but ... but ... Christmas means no school ... and no homework ... and PIE. PIE, I say, PIE!

Re:

[ex-maledict.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHA. I love that odd person. And you.

[cosmicbuttafly.livejournal.com]

Only thing I love about Christmas.

NO SCHOOL

FOOD

PRESENTS!!!

Other than that, I hate it all, especially the decorating X.X

[arkane156.livejournal.com]

*holds Christmas down for you while reciting Harlan Ellison's "No Offense, But Fuck Xmas!" in a ritualistic cadence*

AAAAAAAAGH!!! KILL IT KILL IT!!!

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

::leaves Christmas alone, starts in on Ellison's head::

Die, you little fucker! DIE DIE DIE!

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[arkane156.livejournal.com]

*cuddles Harlan protectively*

You leave that cute little vitriolic man alone, you big meanie! He's old, and frail, and just wants to tell us what cretins we all are one more time. Is that so wrong?

Re: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

He can call me a cretin if he LOOKS AT HIMSELF IN A FUCKING MIRROR FIRST!!!

::poundpoundpoundpoundpound::