take out the papers and the trash

[phosfate]

"Yakkity Yak" just came on the radio. I am reminded of what a complete and utter fuckermother Neil Gaiman is for pointing out, in Neverwhere, that you can combine its melody with the lyrics to "Greensleeves."

Now every time I hear it, it sticks in my head for days.

Should we ever meet, I will kick Mr Gaiman in the ankle. Really hard.