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Nov. 27th, 2003 12:42 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
phosfateMom: You're ripping your eyebrow out!
Me: Yeah, yeah...
Mom: Well stop it! It won't grow back in and you'll have to draw it in with a pencil.
Me: I'm doing my best.
Mom: Just stop it.
Me: I'll start cutting, okay? That doesn't show so much.
Mom: Okay.
Me: Okay.
Mom: You make shallow cuts along like this. (gestures)
Me: Half my online friends are teenagers. I know how to self-mutilate if I need to, okay?
Anyway.
Last dream before waking was me trying to sketch out one of![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
spinooti's "I [PICTURE OF A LIME] SCURVY" bumper stickers for Deb. Have you ever tried to write something in a dream? It doesn't work BECAUSE YOU'RE USING THE WRONG FRIGGIN' HALF OF YOUR BRAIN! And because there were no green crayons. "What is that? I love to survey? I strawberry surfing?"
Me: Yeah, yeah...
Mom: Well stop it! It won't grow back in and you'll have to draw it in with a pencil.
Me: I'm doing my best.
Mom: Just stop it.
Me: I'll start cutting, okay? That doesn't show so much.
Mom: Okay.
Me: Okay.
Mom: You make shallow cuts along like this. (gestures)
Me: Half my online friends are teenagers. I know how to self-mutilate if I need to, okay?
Anyway.
Last dream before waking was me trying to sketch out one of
spinooti's "I [PICTURE OF A LIME] SCURVY" bumper stickers for Deb. Have you ever tried to write something in a dream? It doesn't work BECAUSE YOU'RE USING THE WRONG FRIGGIN' HALF OF YOUR BRAIN! And because there were no green crayons. "What is that? I love to survey? I strawberry surfing?"