Stuff not to say to the mother of a newborn #138

[phosfate]

"Cool! She looks like Zorak, with the blinking."

Comments

So....

[danakate.livejournal.com]

What are the first 137?

[tangletoy.livejournal.com]

Kieran looked like the Jersey Devil. I think I told my husband I gave birth to a lizard.

[paradisacorbasi.livejournal.com]

What impresses me is that the mom had the faintest idea who Zorak is.

[ramalama.livejournal.com]

My niece was the spitting image of Don Rickles when her melon-head finally popped out.

[darqstar.livejournal.com]

*laughs* Maybe Mommy didn't love it, but I snorted diet pepsi through my nose!

[muffytaj.livejournal.com]

Hey...we have no friends in common, few interests in I like to randomly run around the place.

Be my friend?

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

I was kind of alarmed when he spit venom on Santa.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure she did.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

How about I promise to probably not kill you, and we work our way up from there?

[muffytaj.livejournal.com]

Woohoo! And I promise not to skin you alive and feed the rest of you to the wolves.

This could be the start of something beautiful *grins*