The More You Know

[phosfate]

Evolution of office (ours) euphemisms for taking a potty break:

I'm going to _{you know.}
I've gotta go to the euphemism.
I'm gonna *HACK! COUGH! AHEM!*
I'm going to the Little Persons' Room
I'm gonna check out the Little People. See if they're any littler.
I'm going to see how the Little People are doing.
I'm going for a walk.
I'm *makes finger walking gesture*
Thingy. *jerks thumb over shoulder in direction of WC*
I'm going on prayer break.