Oh, fuck you, you fucking fuck.

[phosfate]

So I'm walking around, minding my own business, looking at the buildings and stuff, like you do. And this...gentleman, with a somewhat googly expression and a large collection of plastic bags suddenly feels an irresistible compulsion to tell me:

"SMILE! You'll feel better."

And I'm thinking, Jesus, bite me you stupid misogynistic flea-bitten dick, what'd I ever do to you and where do you get off telling me how to look fucking fuck shit fuck etc. But instead I said:

"No!"

Thanks for ruining my walk, asshole.