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[phosfate]

Since the folks at the federal government failed to mention it yesterday when announcing their new dietary guidelines, I would just like to mention that a nutrition plan based primarily on dextromethorphan and tap water is not something you should consider adopting. Thank you.

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[http://users.livejournal.com/_redpanda_/]

If it makes me skinny and horrifying see-through-time wide-awake, I'M THERE!

[zeelee-penguin.livejournal.com]

Neither is a plan based solely on bagels and lucky charms (and occasionally Triscuits.) Just, you know, in case you were wondering.

*hopes you feel better*

[darqstar.livejournal.com]

Well, there goes MY dinner plans.

[thornsilver]

Squarrel!

(Sorry, couldn't help myself.)

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Alas, it only makes you squishy. Very, very squishy.

And not entirely continent.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_redpanda_/]

You crush my dreams.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

I just don't want you wasting your time, cher.

[darqstar.livejournal.com]

Heh, not just any squirrel, this is the famous tailess dork squirrel!

[hooverdam.livejournal.com]

Is this because I'm a lesbian?

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

[exruciatingly long pause] No. No, no. No.

[dwinghy.livejournal.com]

Right you are. If you're going to live on a diet of speed, BOTTLED water is the only way to go. Unless you happen to own an espresso maker.

[tikistitch.livejournal.com]

Of course not, silly, you left out the CHOCOLATE! Remember the food tetragon: something from the grease group, salt group, Bosco group, and caffeine group.

--Dr. Tikistitch,
actually not that kind of a doctor

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Bosco? There's a stupid circus bear-based food group?

[dorothy1901]

Over here, the four food groups are chocolate, champagne, lox and lobster. Maybe it's one of those regional differences thingies?

[ramalama.livejournal.com]

Bwahahahahahaha! Beautiful.

[robanybody.livejournal.com]

But an all-Cheetos diet is still the best meal plan.

[heck.livejournal.com]

Mmmmmm, hallucinate-y.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

_{please help me.}

[aldenmacrae.livejournal.com]

~hugs~ I'm sorry you're all sick.

Helpful commenter, aren't I? ~sigh~