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[phosfate]

Stuff I done that you probably haven't meme:

1. Been sexually harassed by a horse.
2. Informed ghost that it was welcome in the house but not allowed to smoke.
3. Appointed as defense attorney for characters from Lord of the Flies.
4. Had piece of luggage that made X-ray screener lady scream aloud.
5. Broken up on the first date.
6. Been in two car chases. Won both.
7. Stolen lawn flamingos.
8. Squeezed innocent dog's testicles (not on purpose)
9. Broken a dozen large plate-glass windows. With tempera paint.
10. Damaged stranger's automobile with paper kite.