It burns, Jim. The water burns.

[phosfate]

The sponge Mom left in the shower holder thingie turned out to be some sort of thing guaranteed to get crayon marks off walls, and not a facial scrub after all.

I just want to say: Ow. Owie. Ow. Ow. Ow.



ETA: Mystery exfoliant has been identified by hawkmoth as a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser™. Oh. Dear. God.

Comments

[tikistitch.livejournal.com]

Well, um, did it get the crayon marks off you forehead, Femme Crayola??

[kivrin.livejournal.com]

eeek!

I can see the advertising jingles now... save time! never exfoliate again!

[viedma.livejournal.com]

Yeah, 'cause there's no skin left to foliate!

[hawkmoth.livejournal.com]

Betcha it was one of this Mr. Clean Wall Eraser thingies.

(ow)

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

*googles*

Yep. Yep. That's exactly what it was.

*cries*

[ahli.livejournal.com]

Annie, it's yer own fault for always drawing on the walls with your crayons!

It felt wrong to call you Annie. :( I'm sorry.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

It is not wrong to call me Annie.

Well, it's wrong when some people do it. You are not one of them.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

BITCH U MOCK MY PAIN I KEEL YOU!

;-)

[viedma.livejournal.com]

::crayons on new skin::

[ahli.livejournal.com]

OMG!

what about AnnieBanannie?

>_<;

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

*cries*

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Moving on...

[ahli.livejournal.com]

AnnLarimer!

*mek!*

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

SQUEE!

[hawkmoth.livejournal.com]

*hugs you* (very gently)


Yeah, they take just about anything off walls...

[finabair.livejournal.com]

Ow. That sounds like it would hurt a great deal. Worse than accidentally scrubbing out your sinuses with concentrated acid fumes. And you wouldn't even get that "wow, I can breathe now!" sensation.

*hugs*

[thistlethorn.livejournal.com]

Ow, ow, ow. *shudders at the thought*

Poor Ann.