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[phosfate]

Wait a minute!

Fuck the drinking water. What happens on Lost when everybody realizes there's no coffee?

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[masanbol.livejournal.com]

Debauchery. Cannibalism.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Really?

Oh, thank God!

[priscellie.livejournal.com]

Have you seen "How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying"? Do you remember the song "Coffee Break"? That's what happens.

[ragdoll.livejournal.com]

I bet there still is coffee. Sawyer's got it hidden away in his stash o' things which he is only willing to give away for sexual favours. Of course, at some point, Sun will discover that there's wild yerba mate' plants growing on the island so they can all happily drink their home made Morning Thunder tea (http://www.celestialseasonings.com/products/product/510.php) without touching Sawyer's stash.

[lots42.livejournal.com]

That would explain Arszt.

I bet someone can wring a good fanfic out of people asking Sun to find caffiene in the wild.

[arien.livejournal.com]

That's when death begins.

[kannaophelia.livejournal.com]

They'll be all right as long as they don't have any vampires.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Uh-oh.