puts the 'X' in 'Xtian'

[phosfate]

Over in scans_daily, we are treated to Rob Leifeld's version of the Crucifiction:

http://www.livejournal.com/community/scans_daily/727946.html?view=16994442

Comments

[saskia139.livejournal.com]

Verily, my brain implodeth.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Somewhere, Charles Williams is peeing himself laughing.

[jeff-morris.livejournal.com]

No way Liefeld did those images.

Hands. Feet. Visible. These details alone prove these weren't done by Mister I-Spit-On-Gray's-Anatomy.

JSM

[lavendertook.livejournal.com]

Holy Body-Building Jesus!

Almost makes a Pagan-leaning Jewish agnostic want to convert and pull on the spandex.

[nitasee.livejournal.com]

Does the winner of this go on to a face-off with the Norse Gods in the next round?

[ramalama.livejournal.com]

Jesus would so kick Loki's ass.

[saskia139.livejournal.com]

The buffest Jesus I ever saw was a *large* crucifix in the chapel of a Roman Catholic seminary. Washboard abs, I swear. I would say it makes me wonder about those seminarians, except I don't have to wonder--I used to work for a Catholic bookstore and I know they're all gay.

[pandoras-closet.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but the women look like Liefeld women. Tiny waits, balloon boobs.

[saskia139.livejournal.com]

Maybe we should have comics of Charles's books! That would be awesome.

[ragdoll.livejournal.com]

Holy Christ!

Now that's what I call entertainment! :)

[nitasee.livejournal.com]

Ah, but it's anybody's guess who would win the lightning challenge round with Odin!

[crantz.livejournal.com]

I feel enriched for having seen that.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

There was actually a comic where...I think Sub-Mariner and Human Torch met Prester John.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Anybody who could exploit his blind spot. Mercury, for instance.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Apparently he wrote it. Or did the layouts and one of his many ghosts did the full pencils.

[viedma.livejournal.com]

That's why I haven't heard from Mel Gibson lately-- he's been too busy spanking himself to this!

[claudiall.livejournal.com]

That--I---the
...what?

[tikistitch.livejournal.com]

At last whe know what's really on George Bush's iPod.

[amanda-now.livejournal.com]

I may use this phrase a lot, but I literally just sat bolt upright at my desk here at the office and said "Oh my god, what the fuck?"

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Exactly.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

*chokes*

*dies*

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

*nodsnods*

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

I think he had it made into a screensaver for his laptop. Or as he calls it, "That Jesus cartoon show I like."

[viedma.livejournal.com]

Eek! Don't cut off oxygen to your brain! He's into that sorta stuff, too, and I don't wanna be responsible for what might happen if you pass out...

[backfromspace.livejournal.com]

That would explain the awful olde englishe abuse spoken by GREEKS.

"verily, thou hast bested Hercules!"

[kosher-jenny.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid to click. Very, very afraid.







*clicks*

[theodicy.livejournal.com]

It's like Clash of the Titans in comic book form!

I just wet myself.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

If they're Greek, it oughta be 'Heracles.'

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

It's important that you not talk to me any more. *cries*

[tikistitch.livejournal.com]

The multifaceted Mr. Tikistitch was just reading your blog, and noticed an apparent theological contradiction, given that the artiste believes in Jesus 'n stuff: doesn't the comic implicitly acknowledge that the Greek gods *exist*?

And if so, is it possible that Rocket Scientist Liefeld came to the same realization, but only after completing the last panel, and thus, the unfinished project? "Oops, duuuuurrrrr...."

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Well, yes. But that's assuming that the comic is proselytizing. Just 'cause a comic has Jesus in it doesn't mean it's a Chick tract.