out-of-context theater

[phosfate]

Mom: What are you doing?

Ann: Screwing.

Comments

[ragdoll.livejournal.com]

Was it good for you? ;-)

[smolder.livejournal.com]

I was on all fours on the floor screwing yesterday for hours.

[randomways.livejournal.com]

She was screwing, he was hammering -- these do-it-yourself projects always seem to run into tool incompatibility issues.

[smolder.livejournal.com]

Well, I did some hammering, when the screwing didn't work...

And they say home improvement can't be sexy.

[apoplexia.livejournal.com]

Man, I spent most of the weekend drilling. It was knackering. I'm completely buggered.