your quote of the day

[phosfate]

"You're in the middle of nowhere! Get a ranch with the guy! Stop torturing these two poor women and get a room! What's the problem?"

--Nathan Lane spots a flaw in Brokeback Mountain.

Comments

[violetisblue.livejournal.com]

Hee! Gotta link?

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Here, via salon.com:
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/gossip/story/375863p-319388c.html

[robanybody.livejournal.com]

And Nathan says what we've all been thinking.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Lying to women out of cowardice is brave and sad and romantic.

[robanybody.livejournal.com]

And wins you Oscars and critical acclaim.

[jeff-morris.livejournal.com]

But can get your willie superglued to your skin, or cut off and thrown out of a moving car, or other unpleasant thoughts.

Pissing your woman off is NEVER a good idea.

JSM

[thistlethorn.livejournal.com]

Heh. Exactly.

[tikistitch.livejournal.com]

Coming soon, Nathan Lane starring in....

BROKEBACK, the MUSICAL!

[smolder.livejournal.com]

Like the wives won't be getting it on in, "Brokeback Mountain II, Carpetmunching"

[bodhibird.livejournal.com]

Despite the drugs, it still hurts when I laugh. Please! stop!

[viedma.livejournal.com]

This is basically how I feel about him and Matthew Broderick.

[viedma.livejournal.com]

But you know, it's okay because a queer gets to die at the end or something.

[theodicy.livejournal.com]

DUDE. YEAH.