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[phosfate]

Jane the Clerk: Where's your Mom?
Ann: She's home. Watching tennis. Forever.
The Other Clerk Who Almost Certainly Has A Name But I Don't Know It: Tennis? Isn't that, like...I don't want to say, y'know...dull or anything, but...
Ann: Or boring. Or tedious. Or intolerable.
TOC: Yeah.
Jane: They sort of shoot it from up high, though, so you can see everything.
TOC: Yeah. But I don't -- I don't want to watch a sport unless there's fighting.
Jane: Oh. Hockey!
TOC: Yeah!
Ann: It's awesome when fights break out at dog shows.
TOC: Does that ever happen?
Ann: No. But it would be awesome.
TOC: Yeah.