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[phosfate]

Dear Ann:

While I understand that you are justifiably proud of your facility with the dishwasher, please keep one thing in mind: If you really want to get that weird oily shit off the butter knives, it is vitally important that you remember to include soap.

Best wishes,

Ann

Comments

[aldenmacrae.livejournal.com]

Awwwwwwwwwwww! You pretend to be tough, but really you are CUTE. I see through you!

Also: Weird oily shit?

[viedma.livejournal.com]

Of course, you could lick them clean.

Ask me about my appalling hygiene! Or not...

[thistlethorn.livejournal.com]

Eh, no prob -- run the dishwasher again (this time *with* the soap). Voila!

[thistlethorn.livejournal.com]

Um, or, you know, you could get a dog and let him or her lick all the dishes slobbery clean.

[chalcedony.livejournal.com]

I don't have a dishwasher story, but I did once make tuna casserole and forget to include the tuna. ;)