This wasn't the first time. I swear, next person who asks that is getting, "It was fucking amazing. Her head spontaneously blew apart like Louis del Grande in Scanners. The whole neighborhood heard it. Our homeowner and medical insurance guys are in court right now, fighting over who has to pay to replace the drapes*."
Okay, I won't.
But--that's so totally you. However, you would get a lot of strange looks.
Louis! Hee.
The Prego thing reminds me of the time I was in the supermarket and someone dropped a plastic bottle of ketchup. Freaking thing went off, as you said, like a grenade.
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Date: 2006-03-24 02:00 am (UTC)This wasn't the first time. I swear, next person who asks that is getting, "It was fucking amazing. Her head spontaneously blew apart like Louis del Grande in Scanners. The whole neighborhood heard it. Our homeowner and medical insurance guys are in court right now, fighting over who has to pay to replace the drapes*."
Okay, I won't.
But--that's so totally you. However, you would get a lot of strange looks.
Louis! Hee.
The Prego thing reminds me of the time I was in the supermarket and someone dropped a plastic bottle of ketchup. Freaking thing went off, as you said, like a grenade.