"It was fucking amazing. Her head spontaneously blew apart like Louis del Grande in Scanners. The whole neighborhood heard it. Our homeowner and medical insurance guys are in court right now, fighting over who has to pay to replace the drapes*."
I wish I could have thought of something that cool (and sick) to say back when my father died. I think in some perverse way (is there any other), he would have enjoyed that.
This is just more proof that you are the awesomest person I know!
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Date: 2006-03-24 05:38 pm (UTC)I wish I could have thought of something that cool (and sick) to say back when my father died. I think in some perverse way (is there any other), he would have enjoyed that.
This is just more proof that you are the awesomest person I know!