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[phosfate]

*adds 'skewered by moonflower pod' to list of life experiences*

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[dorothy1901]

Ouch.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

*nods* I was just reaching for a magazine on the freecycle table, for God's sake! Fucker got me from inside a plastic bag.

[teenygozer.livejournal.com]

Hmmm... at what point does "experienced" turn into "damaged goods"?

[cocoajava.livejournal.com]

I have a moonflower plant out by our breezeway. The pods are so soft I could probably jab my eye with them all day and suffer no ill effects!

What sorta flowers are you lot GROWING out there in corn country?????

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Some fucker brought in a plastic bag of the little blowfish bastards to give away. Once they start to dry out, they're like backwards pincushions.

I always knew gardening was evil. EVIL!

[cocoajava.livejournal.com]

Huh! Maybe I should dry some so I can carry them as concealed weapons. Which is better than drying jello, cause then you're just carrying congealed weapons.

[kosher-jenny.livejournal.com]

I read that as "skewered by a moon pie" at first for some reason.

[jume.livejournal.com]

I thought they smelled good, but I didn't notice any pods when I came into contact with the things.

[caribouken.livejournal.com]

I think those are the same "spheres of pain" we gathered a few years ago for Lori to use in making wreaths or some kind of deadly decorations. Problem is, handling them with anything other than leather gloves will lead to serious injury. In fact, if they were shot from cannons like Quaker Oats, they could be classified as weapons of moderate destruction.

The flower we refer to as "moon flowers" here are actually Evening Primrose. But because they bloom at night, we started calling them "moon flowers" and the name stuck.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

I think those are the same "spheres of pain" we gathered a few years ago for Lori to use in making wreaths or some kind of deadly decorations.

*nods* This was after she developed that pufferfish liver pudding, but before the Lego diorama populated by trapdoor spiders.