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[phosfate]

There is a giant inflatable mosquito in the lobby.

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[swankyfunk.livejournal.com]

"What?"
"In the lobby -- there's a giant inflatable mosquito."

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

http://www.flickr.com/photos/electricbiscuit/68330174/in/set-1232669/

And it is so drunk.

[ginnytonnick.livejournal.com]

I wish the ones buzzing around here were inflatable. My arms look like I'm running a free blood bank.

[theodicy.livejournal.com]

Who the fuck DO you work for - the Orkin Man?

[cimness.livejournal.com]

Why can't I work where you work?

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

No, but I have worked with his wife.

[strigine.livejournal.com]

Did I ever tell you about the time Gateway's marketing team decided, in their infinite South Dakotan wisdom, to name the new laptop model "The Fire Ant"? So to celebrate the release, they put up four-foot-long cow-spotted ants in front of the office complex?

Yeah.

[teenygozer.livejournal.com]

Huh. There used to be a gi-normous Gila Monster on the roof of the Western bar that was across the street from my college. Sounds like the mosquito would have made a perfect snack for him.

[mechturtle.livejournal.com]

That sucks. Or does it blow?

[paradisacorbasi.livejournal.com]

I ...am so glad you warned me of that.

I will never, ever go near your lobby now.

Thank you.

You have probably saved people from me having an earsplitting shriek and then freaking out in a way that would be more damaging than comical.

[pandonkey.livejournal.com]

I want one!

We once had a giant, full-color, cartoon-faced, veiny cardboard stand-up of an anthropomorphic colonic polyp. Right in the hallway by my office.

[kissoflife.livejournal.com]

Augh, mad love for that icon!!! F-ing Agree!!
And I say this having finished da book only 2 days ago... so the world's luck was with me that I only saw this now. Luck is my supersized three-scoop root beer float this week.

[kissoflife.livejournal.com]

*cries*
*blubbers*

[ymfaery]

...

I'd rather have the huge inflatable crab Dixie Grill puts out during their Crabfest.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

I have one of your boxes in my garage. I'm slowly ramming it to death with my car.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Oh, don't worry, I gave a nice loud one when I stepped out of the elevator.

They've moved it now, I assume over to the State Fair. Where it can frighten innocent rural children. It will come back smelling of cows and rotting mustard.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

I don't think I would like huge crabs. Or any crabs.

[ymfaery]

But at least you can pop the inflatable ones if they ever get ornery and try to chase folks.

[strigine.livejournal.com]

Awesome! I can come help speed up the process. Lemme get my bat.