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[phosfate]

...so I'm going in the door last night and the phone rings. It's my sister. "We're gonna be there tomorrow night." "AAAAAAAAAAAGH!" "Also I hit my head on the fireplace mantle and nobody was there so I had to drive myself to Emergicare down where the winos hang out and it's held together by staples now." "AAAAAAAAAAAAGH!" "So I'll call you Saturday morning." "AAAAAAAAAAoh no wait that's fine."