it's easy being green!

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Susan and Sharon MISERABLE STOCK-PLUCKING COW QUEENS!!! are down at Disney WHY GOD WHY WHY THEM AND NOT ME WHY World again, DAMN THEM DAMN THEM TO HELL doubtless AAAAAAAAAAGH!!! JEALOUSY EATING MY BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN!!!! already downing Kungalooshes DIE DIE DIE at the Adventurers RAIN ON THE PARKS CONSTANTLY MAKE THEM SUFFER Club. Fun is CURSE THEM WITH LONG LONG LINES them!

On the other hand, I can drink a glass of tap water without tasting rotting swamp eggs and then vomiting, so these things balance out.