super. colon.

[phosfate]

http://www.preventcancer.org/education2c.aspx?id=156

"Want to go on the Super Colon, take our minds off it?"


ETA: Super Colon fanfic!
http://www.journalfen.net/users/koshiroryuu/2134.html?thread=96342#t96342

ETETA: Super Colon fanfic -- the sequel!
http://www.journalfen.net/users/koshiroryuu/7253.html?view=105045#t105045

Comments

[bodhibird.livejournal.com]

"The goggles! they do nothing!"

I. am. traumatized.

[koshiroryuu.livejournal.com]

Someday, somehow, I must find a way to walk through the Super Colon. Because I must. Yes.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

It's like goatse remade into a children's playpark.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Apparently it was in Omaha recently. I am sad.

[bodhibird.livejournal.com]

[full-body shudder]

Some jolly soul who parks downtown near my work has a bumper sticker that says: "Beef. It's what's rotting in your colon."

Every time I see that I'm like, THANKS FOR SPOILING MY LUNCH, MUTHAFUCKA.

[koshiroryuu.livejournal.com]

I tried to look to see if they had a schedule of future events or anything, but I got distracted by the FAQ. How much space do I need for the Super Colon? Does the Super Colon need electricity? Is the Super Colon handicap accessible? Glorious.

But I keep reading "rental" as "rectal" which is a bit disturbing.

[koshiroryuu.livejournal.com]

AHH! It's going to be in Seattle just before my birthday! AHAHAHAHAHA!

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

The difficult bit will be to get your daughter to stop screaming.

[koshiroryuu.livejournal.com]

I think the bigger problem might be getting her to stop laughing. We don't want the pictures to be all shaky!

[tikistitch.livejournal.com]

REALLIES??? OMG, I gotta get my whole lab!! We'll do a field trip!!!

[tikistitch.livejournal.com]

Oh, man, the FAQ is priceless! "Does Super Colon need electricity?"

[koshiroryuu.livejournal.com]

PS: For you!

[some-stars.livejournal.com]

i honestly can't tell which is more amazing, that the Super Colon has a Logistics Checklist or that it has a Media Kit.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

"My God...the Super Colon is a living entity!"
"What?"
"Not really."