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[phosfate]

Okay, so, cleaning and re-assembling a refrigerator? When it comes to sight gag set-pieces, totally kicks disassembling the fridge's ass. "OH MY GOD MOTHER PUS BUCKET COCKSUCKER TABARNAC!"

Finished Monarch, the Butterfly King. Was all proud.

Or rather, I reached level 100, and received the message, Congratulations! You have unlocked the Secret Garden portion of the game. Press here to continue playing. "OH MY GOD MOTHER PUS BUCKET COCKSUCKER TABARNAC!"

They say anger is the reason that Donald Duck gets bigger laughs than Mickey Mouse. It's also the reason they have to keep replacing the Donalds when they have brain aneurysms and die.

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[finabair.livejournal.com]

Oddly enough, I cleaned my fridge sometime during the past week, and I hear you. It was so traumatic, in fact, I can't even remember WHEN I cleaned it. I just remember endless hours of trying to figure out which piece went where.

I concluded that most of the fridge doesn't really fit TOGETHER, per se, it just maintains a delicate balance. Kinda like those rocks out in the southwest. You know, where they go when they want something to look like an alien planet.

[ashenmote.livejournal.com]

It's also the reason they have to keep replacing the Donalds when they have brain aneurysms and die.

That's why they grow the replacement Donalds in groups of three!

[aberrant1.livejournal.com]

They used to have to grow them in separate vats, because otherwise they'd fight and bring on the aneurisms faster. This was the standard method, until 2001, when they discovered that massive doses of Valium would allow them to use only one vat, thus decreasing their energy costs.

[bodhibird.livejournal.com]

It's been ages since I've heard anyone use the phrase "mother pus bucket". *g*

Our fridge needs defrosting, badly. *dread* It's the 21st century and we live in the USA: Why can't we have a frost-free fridge??

[kirbyfest.livejournal.com]

I found what I think used to be a cucumber this week, back behind the liquor. It must have gone back there into some kind of hard cider vegetable witness protection program or something, because there's no reason in hell I'd put a cuke back there.

So this is the week of fridge cleaning, yes. Though I still need to wipe down the shelves.

[kellyratherodd.livejournal.com]

It's a great phrase, I can't believe I didn't remember it from Ghostbusters.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Does hacking at a waterfall of frozen Diet Pepsi count as 'defrosting?'

[bodhibird.livejournal.com]

Well, I guess it isn't defrosting, technically, unless you deliberately lower the temperature of the said waterfall. Although actually opening the refrigerator and hacking would do that, I suppose.