drabble post: The Council Want a Makeover

[phosfate]

TITLE: Drabble: The Council Wants a Makeover
FANDOM: Hot Fuzz
WORD COUNT: 100. Because it's a drabble.
RATING: PG
DISCLAIMER: Hot Fuzz belongs to the boys and girls at Rogue.



Entries in the Sandford Citizen's “New Motto for Sandford” contest, 2007:

Beautiful. Deadly. Dull as Fuck.
Always look on the bright side of life.
Worse things happen at sea.
Where the bodies are buried.
You can't say you weren't warned.
As seen on CNN.
The Community that Scares
Now 75% less evil.
They really are accidents now.
Leave alive or your money cheerfully refunded.
It puts the lotion on its skin.
None of those bloody annoying Jane Austen fans like you get at Bath.
Gateway to Buford Abbey.
It won't happen again.

No winner has been chosen. The search continues.

Comments

[alpha-orionis-v.livejournal.com]

Oh, you always do know how to put a smile on a person's face. <3

[fiareynne.livejournal.com]

Oh, that's brilliant. I can't even choose a favorite.

[dr-tectonic.livejournal.com]

They're even better if you add an exclamation point and imagine them in a dorky spend-tourist-dollars-here-plz font.

[goddessdster.livejournal.com]

I L U!
(My pick: It puts the lotion on its skin)

[gypsyjr.livejournal.com]

Dear self:

Please do not read Ann's fic while eating peanut butter as I would rather not choke and die.

Love,
Me.

[viedma.livejournal.com]

*puts her 2 cents in for Community that Scares*

^_____^

[viedma.livejournal.com]

Sandford late entries, please don't kill us for that....

Sandford: Tell Me You Haven't Thought About It At Least Once
Retroactive Birth Control
Our Wicker Men Burn Cleaner
A Cut Above the Rest
The Enemy of the Good
We've Learned the Lesson of Potato(e)

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

See, this is why you need to write more, and show the rest of us how it's done.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

The Hoodies like that one, because it takes 10 seconds and a spraycan to change the signs.

[viedma.livejournal.com]

I am, I am! Pinky swears!

[wolfy-writing.livejournal.com]

They really are accidents now.

I love this one, because it's so terribly sincere.

None of those bloody annoying Jane Austen fans like you get at Bath.

This almost makes me want to visit.