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[phosfate]

Dear Last Level of "Sparkle,"

DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU TO HELL!

Sincerely,

Ann

Comments

[goddessdster.livejournal.com]

*pets*

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

It's totally in the dark. What the hell is wrong with these people???

(However, it is possible to cheat if you turn your monitor's bright and contrast all the way to 11.)

[goddessdster.livejournal.com]

They obviously have conspired to keep you from winning. Cheat away.

[ymfaery]

"Sparkle"? Is it one of those $9.99 computer games?

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Si. Marble shooter. Complete bastard.

[ymfaery]

It's a marble shooter. What did you expect, your fluffy sweet grandmother?

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

No, this is more like my actual grandmother, who was a loony hellbitch on wheels. She used to steal my brothers' underpants, wash and press them, wrap them, and give them back as Christmas gifts.

[ymfaery]

...

Did she steal your underwear for Christmas too?

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

I didn't own any underwear at the time she snuffed it, so no. She did, however, refuse to call me by name, because I'm not called Helen.