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[phosfate]

Um...anybody seen my phone?

It's on 'silent,' so I can't call myself and track it by the ring.

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[dana-kujan.livejournal.com]

Sit in various spots around the house and maybe you can feel it vibrate.

[dr-tectonic.livejournal.com]

It showed up halfway through dinner, didn't like the stuffing, ate the rest of the olives, and complained that it didn't get any deviled eggs. I told it you gotta show up early if you want any of those because they're usually gone before dinner even starts. I sent it home with a doggie bag of turkey extras and a slice of pie. It should've been back by now, so it must be hiding. I'd check for cranberry sauce tracks; I don't think the tupperware sealed properly.

[viedma.livejournal.com]

Um, oops? You didn't leave it at work, did you? D: Come and poketh me if you wanz.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Oh, ewwwwww. It's all in the carpet...

OH HEY, PIE!!!