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[phosfate]

OH GOD GIANT UNDOCUMENTED PIMENTOS IN MY SANDWICH!

Like Slither, but a sandwich.

Comments

[goddessdster.livejournal.com]

It took me this long to realize by "undocumented," you meant you weren't expecting them. :(

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Indeed. No mention of them on the GIANT SANDWICH POSTERS everywhere in the shop.

At first I thought they were just really shitty dyed maters covering up the actual, mildly pasty maters.

I can taste them coming out my pores.

[dr-tectonic.livejournal.com]

AAAAAAAAAAHHH! :O

[goddessdster.livejournal.com]

That's how I feel when I accidentally eat maters.

[fiareynne.livejournal.com]

Ew ew ew.

Also, get those pimentos some papers!

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

[random-nexus.livejournal.com]

Maybe...maybe they're not pimentos! Maybe they're Alien Spores! AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! *runs away flailing and squeaking*
(Yes, sliced and neatly placed in your sandwich; that's how insidiously clever those aliens ARE!)

[tikistitch.livejournal.com]

Do they taste better after they get their Green Cards?

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

D: No. Not at all.

[teenygozer.livejournal.com]

Hee!!! I have a stack of zines I'm typing into a database and found a couple a fan named Ann Larimer did the cover illustration for. Does Prime Time, with editor Mary Fall, 1986, ring a bell? Nice work on the covers, BTW!

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Yes it does, and thank you very much. :D