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[phosfate]

"We just need one liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitle hose, but it'll be done tomorrow."

He had the grace to sound contrite this time.

This has become downright Becketty.

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[cakemage.livejournal.com]

Goddamn. I'm beginning to wonder how Matt has gotten this far in life without say, accidentally setting himself on fire while trying to tie his shoes. This kind of stupidity takes effort.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

I'm...fascinated to see how this will all turn out.

[teenygozer.livejournal.com]

I WONDER WHAT THEY'D SAY IF YOU TOLD THEM YOU WERE GONNA PAY THEM TOMORROW?

[teenygozer.livejournal.com]

...you know, the sort of "tomorrow" that never comes. Not actually really tomorrow.

[dr-tectonic.livejournal.com]

Maybe he... just wants you to really appreciate your car?

Sorry, I'm runnin' outta silver lining, here. I got nothin'.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Yeah, we're in "Good thing I didn't mention the dirty knife ahahahahahaha" territory now.

[jeff-morris.livejournal.com]

IT WILL FIX THE CAR OR IT WILL GET THE HOSE!

[esorlehcar.livejournal.com]

I'll take him out if you'll take out the guy who hit me.

[alpha-orionis-v.livejournal.com]

I love how Matt has his own tag.

I so think we need to send the henchmen over. They can take care of Matt, and then fix the car, so everyone wins!

[tikistitch.livejournal.com]

Or Pythonesque ... the car parts place with no car parts.

Maybe you should offer him a dead parrot?

[random-nexus.livejournal.com]

Was thinking that very thing.
Yeah, 'cause who doesn't need henchmen? C'mon. Easily as good as minions. Plus, fixed car & win.

[random-nexus.livejournal.com]

I am stunned and amazed and... stunned some more, actually, that he's even GOT a business. This is one of those places that won't be there the day after you get your car back. There'll be a brick wall or an empty lot or something.

Which would be cool, 'cause mebbe you wouldn't have to pay.
I'm still about half convinced you SHOULDN'T pay now.

*joins the chorus* 'Fuck you, Matt. Fuck you, Matt...."

[ashenmote.livejournal.com]

My guess is that he accidentally gave the car to a different customer and he has been trying to get it back all the time since.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

*snerkl*

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Deal!

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

"It's not much of an auto shop, is it?"
"Finest in the district, squire!"

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

:D That would be kind of awesome. I'm seeing one of those painted near-caricature 60s movie posters, possibly with James Garner.

[tikistitch.livejournal.com]

At least you still have your sense of humor.

Although at this point, I would highly recommend a chainsaw.

[comice.livejournal.com]

Grace? Grace!?

He should not fucking charge you a penny!

[kirbyfest.livejournal.com]

I do not believe a word he says. Fucktard.

[ashenmote.livejournal.com]

The ones where the heads are almost as big as the bodies, yes? Yes , I can see that.

Inevitably, the wrong customer is someone with a name like "Vincenco the Hand", and for plotwise questionable reasons he developed a strong attachment to the car, or even more likely it was meant to be a present for his beloved mother. And even more inevitably, when Matt eventually steals it back there is a body in the car trunk.

So, make sure you get your car back without any bodies and give the car a new, very different looking coating, is what I'm getting it. That is, unless you are keen to participate in the "tied back-to-back with Matt in an old storehouse that will catch fire in the course of your awkward escape attempts" scene.

[viedma.livejournal.com]

He accidentally sent your car to the 8th dimension and doesn't know how to tell you. imo.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Kid should be able to tell the difference between a solenoid and an oscillation overthruster, goddammit!

[viedma.livejournal.com]

And make sure you check the spare tire well. They're always putting stuff in there in the films.

[random-nexus.livejournal.com]

This really needs writing up. Dude. Srsly.
*giggle*

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

If somebody wants to try some RPF, go right ahead.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

It's a tiny car. It...doesn't actually have one. There are a couple of secret compartments, though, and a black hole under the front seat.