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Bookcase 2/3 assembled, only 1 part upside-down that anyone can prove. Will require either disassembly or drilling a new hole. Probably drilling, because NOTHING CAN GO WRONG. Living room drowning in cardboard, styrofoam, and foam wrap. Also, I found a big conch shell behind the old bookcase. Would run around house shouting SHUT UP, PIGGY, I GOT THE CONCH!, if it were physically possible.