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[phosfate]

I just got my hair caught in an elevator wall.

Not the door.

The wall.

Comments

[nonelvis]

You've got skillz, man.

[crantz]

And she's there to this day.

[nita]

The elevator! It's possessed!

[ymfaery]

So the elevator likes to munch on hair, or just yours?

[phosfate]

I work for the government, so I will never be able to get funding to research this topic.

Frickin' love that icon.

[ymfaery]

Maybe if Trump's toupee hair got munched by an elevator, the funding might come!

It's one of my favorites. I wonder if anyone did an animated version of Tony's falling "transformation"?

[phosfate]

The street on my walk from the bus stop to work is decorated with hemispherical concrete planters full of uncut prairie grass. Around August it turns the exact color and texture of Cheeto Hitler's hair, and totally normal Midwesterners look at it as they walk by and bust up laughing.

This is old, but you can see one at the left:
https://www.google.com/maps/@40.8119877,-96.6996859,3a,75y,180.69h,90t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1sukl77nAtgFePYr-GjltX0g!2e0!6s%2F%2Fgeo2.ggpht.com%2Fcbk%3Fpanoid%3Dukl77nAtgFePYr-GjltX0g%26output%3Dthumbnail%26cb_client%3Dsearch.TACTILE.gps%26thumb%3D2%26w%3D96%26h%3D64%26yaw%3D180.69263%26pitch%3D0%26thumbfov%3D100!7i13312!8i6656?hl=en

[chalcedony]

I'm impressed! And for your next trick?

[phosfate]

I cannot be trusted on redbubble.

[amilyn]

That takes skill.

[kirbyfest]

You are so talented.