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[phosfate]

Last night I tripped on the ottoman and managed to hurt myself in, so far, six places.

Oops, now seven.

No, eight. I forgot I titpunched myself on my laptop.

Comments

[nita]

Okay that tops me falling at the same place twice in one week when the reason I was at the place again was to see why I fell the first time.

Titpunching yourself on the laptop. Why?

[phosfate]

It was on the ottoman.

[nita]

Apparently the ottoman has evil intent towards you.

[phosfate]

An ottoman and stuffed chair are perhaps not the best choices for a cockpit.

[nita]

Now I'm envisioning the movie Airplane! with cozy furniture. What's the vector, Victor. Rodger, Rodger.

[phosfate]

Oh, man, UK Twitter is doing a livewatch of Top Secret! right now.

[wolfy_writing]

Wow, that's a lot!

[phosfate]

I caught the floor with my left palm and was stuck in an involuntary Mountain Pose.

[wolfy_writing]

Yeah, that officially counts as yoga.

[phosfate]

Well then yoga hurts like a bitch.

[dr_tectonic]

Ouch. Tell the ottoman to stop that.