oh, fuck

[phosfate]

Mom continues to paint trees and, today, a rock. She's good with the color. Unfortunately, she has asked the dread question, "Is there anything in the house on how to draw? Like draw a chair? I want to paint a picture of the bench."

Can now hear little Mines of Moria echoes: doom, doom...

TV quote of the night: "I've been interrogated by the best, and I have the scars on my genitals to prove it."

Comments

You opended Pandor's box didn't you?

[darqstar.livejournal.com]

Wait till she wants to draw tiny tiny children with huge wistful eyes, that make them look rather like freakish insects and playing with flowers that are the size of them.

Re: You opended Pandor's box didn't you?

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

I think I can pretty much guarantee that won't happen. No clowns, either. And she hates bullfighting. "Bullfighters defeating clowns...orphans roasting hobos..."

Re: You opended Pandor's box didn't you?

[darqstar.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but will she attempt to pain a Velvet Elvis?

Re: You opended Pandor's box didn't you?

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

She despises Elvis.

Unfortunately, she's a great fan of Pavarotti, so this could get ugly.