goodnight pilot's wife

[phosfate]

Took Mom to B&N for a baby present for some baby she met somewhere. She was excited because there's something new out by whoever wrote The Pilot's Wife. But she couldn't remember the title since she'd only seen the book five minutes before.

"Bride of the Pilot's Wife?"
"No."
"Revenge of the Pilot's Wife?"
"No."
"The Pilot's Wife Has Risen From the Grave?"
"No."
"Abbott and Costello Meet the Pilot's Wife?"
"No. It's by the same author. It's nothing to do with the Pilot's Wife."
"Scream, Pilot's Wife, Scream?"
"No!"
"Beneath the Planet of the Pilot's Wife?"
"No. Shut up."
"The Pilot's Wife and the Goblet of Fire?"
"No, damn it."
"The Pilot's Wife Rises Again?"
"No!"
"Bring Me the Head of the Pilot's Wife?"
"Stop it."
"The Pilot's Wife Strikes Back?"
"No."
"The Pilot's Wife Goes to Monte Carlo?"
"No."
"Carry On Pilot's Wife?"
"I mean it, Ann!"
"Son of Pilot's Wife?"
"No! IT'S NOTHING TO DO WITH THE PILOT'S WIFE!"
"Oh."
"It's not a sequel."
"Okay. Pilot's Wife, Orphan of Chincoteague?"
"I'm not kidding!"
"Ann Says Pilot's Wife One Too Many Times and Mom Beats the Crap Out of Her?"
"That's it!"
"Hm. Didn't see that one."

The alleged baby got Goodnight Moon and some unholy rattle/book/mirror/violet stuffed elephant hybrid.

Comments

*laughs*

[cairnsy.livejournal.com]

Oh, this is classic! You should be very proud of yourself ^_^

[moondog.livejournal.com]

Great stuff, hehe! The relationship between you and your mom, as seen through your journal, is unspeakably amusing.

[priscellie.livejournal.com]

::snickets::

The Pilot's Wife Turns 50
The Pilot's Wife for Dummies
Ponitus Pilot's Wife
Fellowship of the Pilot's Wife

You're my hero, Ann.

[kirbyfest.livejournal.com]

Someone needs to write Pilot's Wife, Orphan of Chincoteague, simply because it gives me the giggles. :)

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Pilot's Wife 2: Electric Boogaloo
The Pilot's Wife in the Sprumbly Islands
The Lion, the Witch, and the Pilot's Wife
The Brave Little Pilot's Wife Goes to Mars

[nitasee.livejournal.com]

You're evil. I like that in a person.


Four Weddings and a Pilot's Wife
Three men and a Pilot's Wife
Pilot's Wife IV - this time it's personal
Frankenstein meets the Pilot's Wife
The Pilot's Wife's Prophecies

[roxann-ireland.livejournal.com]

The Pilot's Wife and the Temple of Doom
The Little Pilot's Wife That Could
The Pilot's Wife of Pern
Sherlock Holmes and the Case of the Pilot's Wife
Pilot's Wife Episode Two: The Attack of the Clones
The Complete Poems of the Pilot's Wife
The Last Temptation of the Pilot's Wife

[roxann-ireland.livejournal.com]

And this from the vodka-soaked brains of my best geekgirl friend Cathy and my twisted roommate Brian.

The Pilot's Wife in the Rye
To Kill a Pilot's Wife
Pilot's Wife, Homicidal Lesbian Terrorist
Tender is the Pilot's Wife
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Pilot's Wife
Highlander 5: The Pilot's Wife
The Pilot's Wife of Shanara
The Pit and the Pilot's Wife
Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Pilot's Wife
The Pilot's Wife in the Time of Cholera
The World According to the Pilot's Wife

We are going to make you sympathize with your mom before we are through...

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

:: applauds ::

[roxann-ireland.livejournal.com]

Oh, and Brian wanted to add one last one:

Portrait of the Pilot's Wife as a Young Man

But he's too bashful to post it himself.

yay brian!

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

You're Under the Pilot's Wife!

Crying!

[bittercat.livejournal.com]

I'm a latecomer via [Unknown site tag]. Can I just say: HILARIOUS! I'm absolutely crying, I'm laughing to hard. Got a couple more, too:

-Cask of Pilot's Wife
-The Gold Pilot's Wife
-The Purloined Pilot's Wife
-Reign of Pilot's Wife
-A Pilot's Wife of One's Own
-Sense and a Pilot's Wife

:snicker:

I'm adding you. You're TOO funny!

Re: Crying!

[bittercat.livejournal.com]

Oops! That community would be "Customers_Suck." *embarrassed!*

Re: Crying!

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

-The Purloined Pilot's Wife

*splorfle!*

I am so pissed I didn't think of that!

Re: Crying!

[bittercat.livejournal.com]

Heehee. I'm a big EA Poe fan. :)