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[phosfate]

Today...oy. Sometimes my own stupidity comes back and bites me on the ass. Well, biting me on the ass wouldn't do much damage. Imagine it biting me on the snout and refusing to let go, the way big cats bring down speedy herbivores. Like that. Yeah.

Took Mary-Viedma's advice and got some Frances Hodgson Burnett. Stop laughing, you bastards. Also some Jane Austen, because in spite of everything I've been told she's really not to blame for Bridget Jones, and I have to get over that.

Engaging in epic struggle with acrylic varnish and gold thread. Advice to the kids out there: Never become involved in any sort of artistic endeavor, ever.

Susan phoned. She has two zines planned, requiring covers, possibly color. Well all righty. She then mentioned something about a Victorian-style Where's Waldo-type picture, the very thought of which made my frontal lobes seize up, so I had to ring off and take half a Valium to make it go away. Or maybe I just like Valium.

Speaking of which, since when does a rich white girl need to fake a prescription for Xanax? Getting a scrip for that shit is about as difficult as...as some really, really non-difficult thing.

Am I rambling at all? Sorry.

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[ragdoll.livejournal.com]

Speaking of which, since when does a rich white girl need to fake a prescription for Xanax? Getting a scrip for that shit is about as difficult as...as some really, really non-difficult thing.

LMAO I've been wondering the same thing all freaking day. Especially when she's got such good connections!

[darqstar.livejournal.com]

a Victorian-style Where's Waldo-type picture,

*Begins to twitch uncontrolably* Thanks for a mental image that will stay with me always.

[kirbyfest.livejournal.com]

Speaking of which, since when does a rich white girl need to fake a prescription for Xanax? Getting a scrip for that shit is about as difficult as...as some really, really non-difficult thing.

It's probably difficult when you pop Xanax like candy, and my guess is she's gone through most of the area doctors already. My second guess is that Daddy and Mummy have already been alerted it's an issue (by one of the many doctors) and they are just morons. (The moron part is not a guess.)

Or, she's just too stupid to go to a different doctor.

[nitasee.livejournal.com]

Jane Austin is infinitely better than Bridget Jones. More entertaining, less whiney. Lots of sly wit.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

She certainly has a larger vocabulary. And, merely by playing the odds, one assumes she must be funnier.