I am writing to inform you that after much diligent practice of ballroom dancing, horse-trotting, consumption of vast quantities of thirst-producing spirits, and nightly onanism, I find myself yet again "in the family way". Since it was your faulty advice that occasioned the issue of said offspring, I am attaching a bill for their maintenance. Please remit payment at your soonest opportunity.
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Date: 2002-03-13 07:42 am (UTC)::dies laughing::
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Date: 2002-03-13 07:44 am (UTC)(no subject)
I am writing to inform you that after much diligent practice of ballroom dancing, horse-trotting, consumption of vast quantities of thirst-producing spirits, and nightly onanism, I find myself yet again "in the family way". Since it was your faulty advice that occasioned the issue of said offspring, I am attaching a bill for their maintenance. Please remit payment at your soonest opportunity.
Sincerely,
Miss Jezebel Lightfoot