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[phosfate]

Wait...hold the phone...the comatose ghostofisildur was...was EATEN? By 9th_ringwraith?

YOU IDIOT! NO! NO! BAD RINGWRAITH!!!
:: hits him with rolled-up newspaper ::

I'm...I'm gonna go lie down or something. Beruthiel, my couch is always open.

(Eaten?)

Comments

[poor-grima.livejournal.com]

Chewed her up and spat her out, mon.

They say she had a slight salty flavour.

[9th-ringwraith.livejournal.com]

Hey I'm sorry - I said I was sorry. I thought she was dead!
Oh hell...
::takes the beating::

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Listen, you miserable little scrotal sac, don't even think about messing with me.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Sorry. Sorry. I didn't mean to get physical. That was wrong.

But...eaten? You used to be a king, man! Where's your pride?

[9th-ringwraith.livejournal.com]

Chasing a ring around middle earth like the lowest servant sorta robs you of any sense of pride.

[poor-grima.livejournal.com]

Niiice.

That one's actually a bit on the new side.

Another name to add to the book of Cruelties Against Poor Grima.

It's quite tragic, mon.

[finabair.livejournal.com]

Nah, it's not new, she's used it before, I'm pretty sure.

Oh, you mean new to YOU? Heh. This is gonna be fun.

[poor-grima.livejournal.com]

That doesn't bode well, mon.

Am I going to be abused more? It's giving me a complex.

[finabair.livejournal.com]

Don't worry. You get used to it after awhile. And as a friend of mine has often said, "...attacks are the sincerest form of affection!"

(OK, well, it made sense at the TIME...)

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Oh dear. Well...you don't have to do that any more! Time for a fresh, non-corpse-eating start, my friend. Think of all the things you're good at - riding and shrieking, for example. Learn some new skills. You're your own Wraith now.

[numberoneenemy.livejournal.com]

Whoop his ass, Ann!I can't do it, he's too damn cute.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Aw, I can't either. Hitting is wrong. Beyond a certain point.

Poor Issy...

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[numberoneenemy.livejournal.com]

I know, I miss the ghostly temptress.

:(

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

*sob!*